ROFL - PG-13 Birthday Card

My friend Tina - who is not a blogger but should be - sent me a birthday card that says this: In ancient times when someone special had a birthday, it was customary to make a virgin sacrifice. I'd do that for you.......but I'm afraid I've already sacrificed my virginity to one of the lesser gods." That woman is a NUT! Completely - cracked shell and all. I laughed so hard I could hardly get a grip on myself when I opened it!