This morning I got up early - did all the household stuff that normally I would ask for help with - by myself and enjoyed doing it to love on my family. Then I entered the 2 hour process of making homemade donuts. They turned out delicious. I was able to pull my husband in from the back yard and the kids out of their beds with homemade powdered sugar, cinnamon and chocolate glazed donuts. That batch made about 4 dozen, so we're sharing some with the neighbors when they come home from church.
In the sugar induced haze that followed, I looked at Kaitlyn and said, "You know, you could just consider your butt crack one large dimple in your butt."
She said, "I'd rather not."
Moral to this story, eat donuts first and clean house immediately thereafter to expend the energy rush, and don't talk in the meantime.