I recently put together a resume - and I cracked myself up when I attempted to describe my job as a homeschool mom. Notice none of the descriptions are "teacher-y". I was wondering if you could add some other funnies to this list???
Forsythe Family School 1991-present
Supervisor – Travis G. Forsythe
Duties have included all of the following (and much more) – chief cook and
bottle washer, nose wiper, cookie maker, hug giver, back massager, chore-
meister, laundress, housekeeper, hiney-swatter, improvisational comic, teen-
counselor, crisis hotline, Barbie clothes dresser, Hot Wheels wheel-fixer, finder
of all lost things, grocery shopper, bug killer, reacher of all things on a high shelf,
chauffeur, kisser of boo-boos, household manager, financial consultant, one-“blue collar” income juggler, etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.