Why does my ability to sleep always exceed the capacity of my bladder?
Why does chocolate never last long enough?
Why is the distance to a new roll of toilet paper just out of arms reach?
Why are the most profound thoughts I ever have so fleeting?
Why do we always have to learn the most painful lessons the hard way?
Why is it so helpful to read in the bathroom?
Why don't libraries forbid people to read public books in their bathrooms?
Why do I always have to wonder this while I'm reading a library book?
Okay so I was unable to sleep this morning because I needed to pee. I'm not sure where the chocolate one came in, I guess it's just always on my mind. (*insert Willie Nelson's voice here*)
Thanks for sharing your thoughts! I don't think I want to touch another library book! ICK! ICK! ICK!
ReplyDeleteI don't read in the bathroom but chocolate never lasts that's just a fact of life.
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny! I have had that same thought about library books. I feel your pain!
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